Tuesday, February 21, 2012

New Sickies Blog - NEW NEW NEW



There are three forms of kid sickness I’ve dealt with. 

There’s the classic fever. 
Second, there’s the stomach flu. 

The third is the mild cold. 

Thursday, February 16, 2012

Rear Goggles - Update


check out some new rear goggles cartoons - views from a complete ass.  See Teddy Roosevelt in a shower adventure!

www.reargoggles.com

http://reargoggles.blogspot.com/#!/2012/02/high-one.html

and don't forget http://apocalypticdad.wordpress.com/2012/02/16/pricks/
all about how apocalyptic dad is kindof a jerk.  Or a prick.

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Love

What is love?

Popping the pimple I can't reach.
Putting in the suppository when she's pregnant and can't reach.
Grabbing the chips when I don't want to reach.

Love is reaching for you.

Valentines insight at http://apocalypticdad.wordpress.com/2012/02/15/valentine/

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Gotta change your mind


What am I saying?  You can't MAKE anyone change their mind.  You can only build capacity in their mind for changes in thinking.

Kids are the same way.  I used to think I could FORCE my kids to think my way.  That was until I had pre teen girls.  Now I know that you have to just hint it.  Then a few days later, mention it.  Then put someone down who isn't doing it.  Then write it on a note and accidentally leave it somewhere.

Then, if you're lucky, they'll mention that they think that way at the dinner table.  Mission accomplished.

Tomorrow, I'm going to mention that I think girls who date guys before they're 18 are a disappointment to their father.  Wish me luck.

http://wordpress.apocalypticdad.com/02/08/2012/change-minds-change-worlds

Friday, February 3, 2012

Writing

Being a writer is hard.  So hard.  Hard like ditch digger hard.  Or almost.

www.apocalypticdad.com

www.reargoggles.com

www.google.com (just in case)

Thursday, February 2, 2012

Update!


Why do cats have to look so creepy?  Why do we keep them around at all?  Why do they have to have sex outside my house?

Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Fearless


New post at apocalypticdad.com about boys and their fearless attitude.  I've got a fearless attitude too.  I'm not afraid of my wife.  On weekends.  Sometimes.

Speaking of weekends - very productive one!  Stay tuned for some new Bikini Barista pages!