New Sickies Blog - NEW NEW NEW

There are three forms of kid sickness I’ve dealt with. 

There’s the classic fever. 

Second, there’s the stomach flu. 

The third is the mild cold. 

Learn all about them at http://apocalypticdad.wordpress.com/2012/02/21/sickies

Rear Goggles - Update

check out some new rear goggles cartoons - views from a complete ass.  See Teddy Roosevelt in a shower adventure!

www.reargoggles.com

http://reargoggles.blogspot.com/#!/2012/02/high-one.html

and don't forget http://apocalypticdad.wordpress.com/2012/02/16/pricks/
all about how apocalyptic dad is kindof a jerk.  Or a prick.

Love

What is love?

Popping the pimple I can't reach.
Putting in the suppository when she's pregnant and can't reach.
Grabbing the chips when I don't want to reach.

Love is reaching for you.

Valentines insight at http://apocalypticdad.wordpress.com/2012/02/15/valentine/

Gotta change your mind

What am I saying?  You can't MAKE anyone change their mind.  You can only build capacity in their mind for changes in thinking.

Kids are the same way.  I used to think I could FORCE my kids to think my way.  That was until I had pre teen girls.  Now I know that you have to just hint it.  Then a few days later, mention it.  Then put someone down who isn't doing it.  Then write it on a note and accidentally leave it somewhere.

Then, if you're lucky, they'll mention that they think that way at the dinner table.  Mission accomplished.

Tomorrow, I'm going to mention that I think girls who date guys before they're 18 are a disappointment to their father.  Wish me luck.

http://wordpress.apocalypticdad.com/02/08/2012/change-minds-change-worlds

Writing

Being a writer is hard.  So hard.  Hard like ditch digger hard.  Or almost.

www.apocalypticdad.com

www.reargoggles.com

www.google.com (just in case)

Update!

Why do cats have to look so creepy?  Why do we keep them around at all?  Why do they have to have sex outside my house?

new blog - http://apocalypticdad.wordpress.com/2012/02/02/cats-are-mating-outside-my-door/

Fearless

New post at apocalypticdad.com about boys and their fearless attitude.  I've got a fearless attitude too.  I'm not afraid of my wife.  On weekends.  Sometimes.

Speaking of weekends - very productive one!  Stay tuned for some new Bikini Barista pages!