Tears of a Clown
Tuesday, August 30, 2011
Monday, August 29, 2011
Friday, August 19, 2011
Emoti-KID: Crazy
Have you ever faced down a charging rhino? Or a Gorilla in a rage? That's something akin to a kid when he's in crazy mode. They're like hopped up mental patients. And the inmates are rioting. The best thing is to step aside. And let mom handle it. That's the Apocalyptic dad way.
(while you're at it, check out some Apoca-wear at http://www.zazzle.com/ (go directly to my store here.)
(while you're at it, check out some Apoca-wear at http://www.zazzle.com/ (go directly to my store here.)
Thursday, August 18, 2011
Emoti-KID: Cool
Nothing makes a guy feel more like Brando in "The Wild One" than a motorcycle. There's something about the freedom of it. It's just badass.
My kids feel the same way about their bikes. Nothing cooler than riding your tricycle when you're 3. Unless you're Apocalyptic Dad, and then it's going to www.Apocalypticdad.com and checking out the stories page. I'm just saying.
Wednesday, August 17, 2011
Emoti-KID: Happy
In our increasingly digitized world - and our increasingly techlogical human interaction - I thought it might be easier to chronicle my families Apocalyptic Dad-style renaissance of the soul (i.e. - doing what we want, and sucking the marrow out of life. And Chicken bones) if I just digitized the kids to show everyone what emotion they were feeling at the time. It's not an emoticon. It's an emotikid. See? He's happy. (That was the fourth of July. He'd better be happy, I spent $8.00 on fireworks.)
Actually, in an increasinly Apoca-dad move, I made the kids buy their own fireworks with their $5.00 monthly paycheck. Score one for the good guys!
Actually, in an increasinly Apoca-dad move, I made the kids buy their own fireworks with their $5.00 monthly paycheck. Score one for the good guys!
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