Wednesday, April 25, 2012
Kids just don't understand
You know what would be good for kids these days? No more TV. And to smile more. And also to start an exercise regime at around 4 years old. That's my new goal. Also to save the world at some point. But I'm going to start with the smiling thing.
New Rear Goggles Cartoon - George goes white - http://reargoggles.blogspot.com/#!/2012/04/george-looks-cheeky.html
New Apocalyptic Dad Brant - kids these days are going to hell in a handbasket - you know the cliche
http://apocalypticdad.wordpress.com/2012/04/25/kids-these-days-2/
Tuesday, April 17, 2012
update - spring break 2012
Well, Lewie's vaca is now over, and it's back to work! New Blog on all the fun being had at DIRTY THIRTY here http://apocalypticdad.wordpress.com/2012/04/17/spring-is-sprung/
And check back soon for more BIKINI BARISTA - Chapter 3 should be freshly pressed this weekend (here's chapters 1 and 2 - for those of you who missed it!) http://apocalypticdad.wordpress.com/novel-bikini-barista/
Wednesday, March 28, 2012
Update march 28
http://reargoggles.blogspot.com/2012/03/medusa.html#!/
New Rear Goggles! Kids Drawings Reborn! I love my kids drawing so much, I like to make cartoons out of them. Is that wrong? If it is, I don't wanna be right!
Also new blog at apocalypticdad.com on Testies!
http://apocalypticdad.wordpress.com/2012/03/28/testy/
Tuesday, March 13, 2012
Update march 13
Read this! It will make you grow hair on your chest. And possibly your ears.
http://apocalypticdad.wordpress.com/2012/03/13/drawings-by-my-5-year-old/
Because my kids can beat up your kids' stepmom.
http://apocalypticdad.wordpress.com/2012/03/13/drawings-by-my-5-year-old/
Because my kids can beat up your kids' stepmom.
Thursday, March 8, 2012
Blogs and Bikinis
New Blog about Bikini Baristas, just in time to debut my first chapter of "Bikini Barista" - the novel about a young bikini coffee girl trying to get by.
http://apocalypticdad.wordpress.com/2012/03/08/bikini-barista-beauty/
And check out the new www.reargoggles.com as well!
http://apocalypticdad.wordpress.com/2012/03/08/bikini-barista-beauty/
And check out the new www.reargoggles.com as well!
Wednesday, March 7, 2012
Update march 7
Lewie S. is back at it again - new rear goggles: Found object porn - it's really everywhere, if your mind is perverted enough to see it.
New blog too
http://apocalypticdad.wordpress.com/2012/03/07/the-snooze/
Tuesday, March 6, 2012
Sorry for the Delay
http://apocalypticdad.wordpress.com/2012/03/06/been-sick/
Been Sick lately. Even the mighty are brought low by bacteria.
Happy March everyone.
Been Sick lately. Even the mighty are brought low by bacteria.
Happy March everyone.
Friday, March 2, 2012
Update march 2
Check out new Lewie S. updates on apocalypticdad.com and reargoggles.com - vacations, vagina's and cubist penises - oh my!
http://tinyurl.com/apocawvaca
http://tinyurl.com/reargogpica
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Tuesday, February 21, 2012
New Sickies Blog - NEW NEW NEW
There are three forms of kid sickness I’ve dealt with.
There’s the classic fever.
Second, there’s the stomach flu.
The third is the mild cold.
Learn all about them at http://apocalypticdad.wordpress.com/2012/02/21/sickies
Thursday, February 16, 2012
Rear Goggles - Update
check out some new rear goggles cartoons - views from a complete ass. See Teddy Roosevelt in a shower adventure!
www.reargoggles.com
http://reargoggles.blogspot.com/#!/2012/02/high-one.html
and don't forget http://apocalypticdad.wordpress.com/2012/02/16/pricks/
all about how apocalyptic dad is kindof a jerk. Or a prick.
Wednesday, February 15, 2012
Love
What is love?
Popping the pimple I can't reach.
Putting in the suppository when she's pregnant and can't reach.
Grabbing the chips when I don't want to reach.
Love is reaching for you.
Valentines insight at http://apocalypticdad.wordpress.com/2012/02/15/valentine/
Popping the pimple I can't reach.
Putting in the suppository when she's pregnant and can't reach.
Grabbing the chips when I don't want to reach.
Love is reaching for you.
Valentines insight at http://apocalypticdad.wordpress.com/2012/02/15/valentine/
Wednesday, February 8, 2012
Gotta change your mind
What am I saying? You can't MAKE anyone change their mind. You can only build capacity in their mind for changes in thinking.
Kids are the same way. I used to think I could FORCE my kids to think my way. That was until I had pre teen girls. Now I know that you have to just hint it. Then a few days later, mention it. Then put someone down who isn't doing it. Then write it on a note and accidentally leave it somewhere.
Then, if you're lucky, they'll mention that they think that way at the dinner table. Mission accomplished.
Tomorrow, I'm going to mention that I think girls who date guys before they're 18 are a disappointment to their father. Wish me luck.
http://wordpress.apocalypticdad.com/02/08/2012/change-minds-change-worlds
Friday, February 3, 2012
Writing
Being a writer is hard. So hard. Hard like ditch digger hard. Or almost.
www.apocalypticdad.com
www.reargoggles.com
www.google.com (just in case)
www.apocalypticdad.com
www.reargoggles.com
www.google.com (just in case)
Thursday, February 2, 2012
Update!
Why do cats have to look so creepy? Why do we keep them around at all? Why do they have to have sex outside my house?
Wednesday, February 1, 2012
Fearless
New post at apocalypticdad.com about boys and their fearless attitude. I've got a fearless attitude too. I'm not afraid of my wife. On weekends. Sometimes.
Speaking of weekends - very productive one! Stay tuned for some new Bikini Barista pages!
Tuesday, January 31, 2012
Update - MTV style
http://www.mtv.com/shows/caged/series.jhtml
I would never suggest anyone watch an MTV show. But I have a few thoughts on the assinine nature of the kids on these shows. Plus, there's some fighting too.
http://apocalypticdad.wordpress.com/2012/01/31/handle-your-business/
I would never suggest anyone watch an MTV show. But I have a few thoughts on the assinine nature of the kids on these shows. Plus, there's some fighting too.
http://apocalypticdad.wordpress.com/2012/01/31/handle-your-business/
Friday, January 27, 2012
Welcome to Lewie's House
Welcome to Lewis Summer dot com, where the wine is always flowing and the women are slightly disgusted with you.
Check out http://www.reargoggles.blogspot.com for a newly created cartoon - God's from Asgard don't always seem to fit in at strip clubs.
www.apocalypticdad.com has some great ideas about how to get rid of back pain.
And as always, check out www.google.com to find pictures of naked ladies.
Catch you on the flip side! (that's said sardonically, not sincerely)
Check out http://www.reargoggles.blogspot.com for a newly created cartoon - God's from Asgard don't always seem to fit in at strip clubs.
www.apocalypticdad.com has some great ideas about how to get rid of back pain.
And as always, check out www.google.com to find pictures of naked ladies.
Catch you on the flip side! (that's said sardonically, not sincerely)
Tuesday, January 24, 2012
Jan 24 Update
Check out new blog posts on Apocalypticdad.com and reargoggles - the musings from a complete ass. As always, watch for new chapters each week at apocalyptic dad's brant, and watch for Lewie to be featured on Good Morning America (it could happen).
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