Kids just don't understand

You know what would be good for kids these days?  No more TV.  And to smile more. And also to start an exercise regime at around 4 years old.  That's my new goal.  Also to save the world at some point.  But I'm going to start with the smiling thing.

New Rear Goggles Cartoon - George goes white - http://reargoggles.blogspot.com/#!/2012/04/george-looks-cheeky.html

New Apocalyptic Dad Brant - kids these days are going to hell in a handbasket - you know the cliche

http://apocalypticdad.wordpress.com/2012/04/25/kids-these-days-2/

update - spring break 2012

Well, Lewie's vaca is now over, and it's back to work!  New Blog on all the fun being had at DIRTY THIRTY here http://apocalypticdad.wordpress.com/2012/04/17/spring-is-sprung/ 

And check back soon for more BIKINI BARISTA - Chapter 3 should be freshly pressed this weekend (here's chapters 1 and 2 - for those of you who missed it!) http://apocalypticdad.wordpress.com/novel-bikini-barista/



Update march 28

http://reargoggles.blogspot.com/2012/03/medusa.html#!/

New Rear Goggles! Kids Drawings Reborn! I love my kids drawing so much, I like to make cartoons out of them. Is that wrong? If it is, I don't wanna be right!

Also new blog at apocalypticdad.com on Testies!

http://apocalypticdad.wordpress.com/2012/03/28/testy/

Update march 13

Read this!  It will make you grow hair on your chest.  And possibly your ears.

http://apocalypticdad.wordpress.com/2012/03/13/drawings-by-my-5-year-old/

Because my kids can beat up your kids' stepmom.

Blogs and Bikinis

New Blog about Bikini Baristas, just in time to debut my first chapter of "Bikini Barista" - the novel about a young bikini coffee girl trying to get by.

http://apocalypticdad.wordpress.com/2012/03/08/bikini-barista-beauty/

And check out the new www.reargoggles.com as well!

Update march 7

Lewie S. is back at it again - new rear goggles: Found object porn - it's really everywhere, if your mind is perverted enough to see it.

http://reargoggles.blogspot.com/2012/03/rear-goggles.html#!/2012/03/rear-goggles.html

New blog too

http://apocalypticdad.wordpress.com/2012/03/07/the-snooze/

Sorry for the Delay

http://apocalypticdad.wordpress.com/2012/03/06/been-sick/

Been Sick lately.  Even the mighty are brought low by bacteria.

Happy March everyone.

Update march 2

Check out new Lewie S. updates on apocalypticdad.com and reargoggles.com - vacations, vagina's and cubist penises - oh my!

http://tinyurl.com/apocawvaca

http://tinyurl.com/reargogpica

New Sickies Blog - NEW NEW NEW

There are three forms of kid sickness I’ve dealt with. 

There’s the classic fever. 

Second, there’s the stomach flu. 

The third is the mild cold. 

Learn all about them at http://apocalypticdad.wordpress.com/2012/02/21/sickies

Rear Goggles - Update

check out some new rear goggles cartoons - views from a complete ass.  See Teddy Roosevelt in a shower adventure!

www.reargoggles.com

http://reargoggles.blogspot.com/#!/2012/02/high-one.html

and don't forget http://apocalypticdad.wordpress.com/2012/02/16/pricks/
all about how apocalyptic dad is kindof a jerk.  Or a prick.

Love

What is love?

Popping the pimple I can't reach.
Putting in the suppository when she's pregnant and can't reach.
Grabbing the chips when I don't want to reach.

Love is reaching for you.

Valentines insight at http://apocalypticdad.wordpress.com/2012/02/15/valentine/

Gotta change your mind

What am I saying?  You can't MAKE anyone change their mind.  You can only build capacity in their mind for changes in thinking.

Kids are the same way.  I used to think I could FORCE my kids to think my way.  That was until I had pre teen girls.  Now I know that you have to just hint it.  Then a few days later, mention it.  Then put someone down who isn't doing it.  Then write it on a note and accidentally leave it somewhere.

Then, if you're lucky, they'll mention that they think that way at the dinner table.  Mission accomplished.

Tomorrow, I'm going to mention that I think girls who date guys before they're 18 are a disappointment to their father.  Wish me luck.

http://wordpress.apocalypticdad.com/02/08/2012/change-minds-change-worlds

Writing

Being a writer is hard.  So hard.  Hard like ditch digger hard.  Or almost.

www.apocalypticdad.com

www.reargoggles.com

www.google.com (just in case)

Update!

Why do cats have to look so creepy?  Why do we keep them around at all?  Why do they have to have sex outside my house?

new blog - http://apocalypticdad.wordpress.com/2012/02/02/cats-are-mating-outside-my-door/

Fearless

New post at apocalypticdad.com about boys and their fearless attitude.  I've got a fearless attitude too.  I'm not afraid of my wife.  On weekends.  Sometimes.

Speaking of weekends - very productive one!  Stay tuned for some new Bikini Barista pages!

Update - MTV style

http://www.mtv.com/shows/caged/series.jhtml

I would never suggest anyone watch an MTV show.  But I have a few thoughts on the assinine nature of the kids on these shows.  Plus, there's some fighting too.

http://apocalypticdad.wordpress.com/2012/01/31/handle-your-business/

Welcome to Lewie's House

Welcome to Lewis Summer dot com, where the wine is always flowing and the women are slightly disgusted with you.

Check out http://www.reargoggles.blogspot.com for a newly created cartoon - God's from Asgard don't always seem to fit in at strip clubs.

www.apocalypticdad.com has some great ideas about how to get rid of back pain.

And as always, check out www.google.com to find pictures of naked ladies.

Catch you on the flip side! (that's said sardonically, not sincerely)

Jan 24 Update

Check out new blog posts on Apocalypticdad.com and reargoggles - the musings from a complete ass.  As always, watch for new chapters each week at apocalyptic dad's brant, and watch for Lewie to be featured on Good Morning America (it could happen).

Lewie's Low Hangers